How about those Dogs!

Ibn Jeylan


Regarding people of the cave

How many people stayed in the cave, prophet Mo?

Answer: I do not know, but I do know this; they must have had a dog with them. After all, we have dogs lying around here all the time.

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YUSUFALI: (Some) say they were three, the dog being the fourth among them; (others) say they were five, the dog being the sixth,- doubtfully guessing at the unknown; (yet others) say they were seven, the dog being the eighth. Say thou: "My Lord knoweth best their number; It is but few that know their (real case)." Enter not, therefore, into controversies concerning them, except on a matter that is clear, nor consult any of them about (the affair of) the Sleepers.

The magic of Seven

If a dog drinks form your bowl of soup or cup, wash it seven times, or better yet, use DAWN dishwashing liquid. One time is enough in the latter case

Bukhari
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 173:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "If a dog drinks from the utensil of anyone of you it is essential to wash it seven times."

Give Dogs Aqua Freedom

If a dog is thirsty, give him/her water, and if the dog pees in the mosque, don’t you bother it. Let the poor thing pee where it wants. In fact, if they (dogs) pee in the mosque, no sprinkling of water is allowed. The smell will help a lot because we have a lot of people coming in and out all the time.

Volume 1, Book 4, Number 174:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, “A man saw a dog eating mud from (the severity of) thirst. So, that man took a shoe (and filled it) with water and kept on pouring the water for the dog till it quenched its thirst. So Allah approved of his deed and made him to enter Paradise.” And narrated Hamza bin ‘Abdullah: My father said. “During the lifetime of Allah’s Apostle, the dogs used to urinate, and pass through the mosques (come and go), nevertheless they never used to sprinkle water on it (urine of the dog.)”

The Infidels lie and say Islam made women of a lesser value than a man

This is a lie, and the infidels know it. Islam improved women’s status, especially when it comes to prayer. A woman is better than a dog, or a donkey! and you keep telling me that Islam was not good for women!

Bukhari
Volume 1, Book 9, Number 490:
Narrated ‘Aisha:
The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, “Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people).” I said, “You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away. For I disliked to face him.”

Dogs can guide us in how to pray correctly, “spitting” is optional !

Who says dogs can’t help us in our spiritual endeavors. That is a Jewish lie. All animals are good, and we can learn from them when we pray.

Bukhari
Volume 1, Book 10, Number 509:
Narrated Anas:
The Prophet said, "Do the prostration properly and do not put your fore-arms flat with elbows touching the ground like a dog. And if you want to spit, do not spit in front, nor to the right for the person in prayer is speaking in private to his Lord."

Free Dogs and Free Sex for all.
This insures the happiness of mankind!

Bukhari
Volume 3, Book 34, Number 439:
Narrated Abu Mas'ud Al-Ansari:
Allah's Apostle forbade taking the price of a dog, money earned by prostitution and the earnings of a soothsayer.

Even if you are not a Muslim, If you are making a living prostituting, make sure you give dogs water. This will get you a one-way ticket to heaven

Volume 4, Book 56, Number 673:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, "While a dog was going round a well and was about to die of thirst, an Israeli prostitute saw it and took off her shoe and watered it. So Allah forgave her because of that good deed."

The prophet really appreciated how hard working prostitutes and dogs are

Muslim
Book 010, Number 3805:
Rafi b. Khadij (Allah be pleased with him) reported: I heard Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) as saying: The worst earning is the earning of a prostitute, the price of a dog and the earning of a cupper.

Dogs teach us a lot about giving gifts to others

Dogs can be a good example for good Muslims: Don’t ask to get back the gifts you give. Learn from the dogs.

Volume 3, Book 47, Number 762:
Narrated Ibn 'Abbas: The Prophet said, "One who takes back his gift (which he has already given) is like a dog that swallows its vomit."

In case you desire an angelic visit, Keep the dog outside a while

It is good for a Muslim to have a dog, but keep it outside just in case..

Bukhari
Volume 4, Book 54, Number 448:
Narrated Abu Talha:
I heard Allah's Apostle saying; "Angels (of Mercy) do not enter a house wherein there is a dog or a picture of a living creature (a human being or an animal)."

Muslim:
Book 024, Number 5246:
A'isha reported that Gabriel (peace be upon him) made a promise with Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) to come at a definite hour; that hour came but he did not visit him. And there was in his hand (in the hand of Allah's Apostle) a staff. He threw it from his hand and said: Never has Allah or His messengers (angels) ever broken their promise. Then he cast a glance (and by chance) found a puppy under his cot and said: 'A'isha, when did this dog enter here? She said: BY Allah, I don't know He then commanded and it was turned out. Then Gabriel came and Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said to him: You promised me and I waited for you. but you did not come, whereupon he said: It was the dog in your house which prevented me (to come), for we (angels) do not enter a house in which there is a dog or a picture.

Free pet animals is good for the economy, thanks to dogs

Muslim
Book 010, Number 3808:
Abu Zubair said: I asked Jabir about the price of a dog and a cat; he said: Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) disapproved of that.

Even though Muslims love dogs, some of them are flat out little devils and ought to be treated as such.

Muslim
Book 010, Number 3813:
Abu Zubair heard Jabir b. 'Abdullah (Allah be pleased with him) saying: Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) ordered us to kill dogs, and we carried out this order so much so that we also kill the dog coming with a woman from the desert. Then Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) forbade their killing. He (the Holy Prophet further) said: It is your duty the jet-black (dog) having two spots (on the eyes), for it is a devil.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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sky said...

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